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I am writing about my experiences living in the Philippines to provide a better understanding of Philippines and the Filipino people for anyone contemplating moving there.

Many Philippine sites create a romantic vision of the Philippines as a tropical paradise full of white beaches and beautiful girls but unless you are holidaying at a beach resort the reality is usually very different.

Much of what I will write about may seem mundane but if you are truly interested in living in the Philippines then it is the mundane things that you deal with on a day to day basis that you will need to know.

I don’t claim to be an expert and can only write about what I have observed from my own filtered perspective but hopefully and can provide some small insights that will help others.

 

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If you are like me and love the Philippines make sure you are going to Mactan Island in Cebu Philippines. The girls there are likeing to fuck a lot and it is easy to find them for little money.

Stay away from a place called MB’s Tavern. It is full of a gang called The Outsiders. They ride motorcycles and try very hard to act bad, but they are a bunch of pussys who have to band together to feel safe.

Mostly they are Norwegian and Germans. They are over the hill-old men trying to be like young Marlon Brando, but they only succeed in buying pussy, Which anyone can do in the Philippines. They are comical wearing leather vests with “outsiders” written on the back like someone from an old comic book! Ha!

They are a bunch of loosers and are infecting the girls at MB’s Tavern with drippy dick. Two of my friends got drippy dick picking up girls at that MB’s.

The president of the outsiders club is a German Named Michael who brags that he has had drippy dick so many times that his doctor warned him that he was immune to most of the vaccines that cure it! This man is so stupid he tells this story out loud to virtually every one he meets! Very Stupid Man.

MB’s Tavern is another great place to get pussy. Mikel, the owner has a small hotel located directly on the college campus and he has a 3 ring-binder with willing college students listed inside. Prices depend on the girls, runs about 1500 for an all night bang, and Mikel gets 500 for the room. But don’t eat at the Tavern! I had the shits for 5 days. If you get the runs, there’s a pill you can buy at the pharmacy called Immodium. It works. It’s hard to fuck when you have to run to the toilet between strokes.

Christopher Bennetts.

 

 

For more on this and other stories about my life in the Philippines please click here to see my original site

So you want to move to the Philippines!

What is it about the Philippines that attracts you?

Do you have a romantic view of life in a tropical paradise?

Want to Escape the Rat Race for a more relaxed pace of life?

Are you excited by availability of so many beautiful Filipinas?

If you are not moving to the Philippines for work then the above are some of the more common motivations for many wanting to move to the Philippines.

THE PHILIPPINES CAN OFFER ALL OF THE ABOVE!

but you need to be fully prepared to avoid disappointment

The reality is often different from what you imagined.

You may have already visited many times on holiday, but you will find that living in the Philippines is very different. No amount of visits will fully prepare you for the experience of actually living in the Philippines.

To better prepare yourself and find out more about the reality of living in the Philippines you need to learn about the experiences of others.

There are many free resources on the net that you can find using a Search Engine and common terms such as “Living in the Philippines”.

Some sites you will find seem to view the Philippines through Rose Colored Glasses and omit all the negatives. On one popular site about living in the Philippines the owner, who has been living in the Philippines for many years, will tell you on his page that the language is easy to learn. Yet this guy has not learn it himself in all that time.

In reality learning Filipino is not that easy and it’s also not really necessary anyway. I am actually learning Cebuano properly as I believe there are advantages.

There are also many online forums and groups where you can find others that share your interest in moving to the Philippines, and can share information with you. Learning from expats that have the experience is your best option.

One such expat has committed his extensive experiences to a number of ebooks marketed under Streetwise Philippines. What makes these ebooks invaluable to anyone considering moving to the Philippines is that he tells it exactly as he sees it – the good, the bad and the ugly.

These ebooks will give you invaluable insights and knowledge about what its like to live in the Philippines that will save you both time and money. In fact I would suggest that you will save the small cost of the ebook purchase multiple times and you will look back on the purchase of these ebooks as one of your best investments.


Dreaming of Moving to a tropical Paradise?


This is the Paradise for millions of Filipinos

Escape the Rat Race and relax


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Click on the book to read a very informative preview

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Making A Living
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Making A Living In The Philippines will be of interest to many that need to make money in order to live in the Philippines by working, starting a business or investment.

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